Saturday, 17 August 2013

ALL IS NOT GAY WITH CALIFORNIAN CATHOLIC BISHOPS

ALL IS NOT GAY WITH CALIFORNIAN CATHOLIC BISHOPS

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN CALIFORNIA HAS ITS OWN PROBLEMS

THESE PROBLEMS INVOLVE THE ARCHBISHOP OF SAN FRANCISCO AND THE BISHOP OF SAN JOSE.

P J MC GRATH, AN IRISH MAN IS THE BISHOP OF SAN JOSE
P J MC GRATH




SALVATORE CORDILEONE, AN ITALIAN IS THE ARCHBISHOP OF SAN FRANCISCO
CORDILEONE

CORDILEONE WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED FOR DRINK DRIVING WHILE HIS POOR OLD MOTHER WAS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.

SOME THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BLOCK HIM GETTING HIS ARCHBISHOPRIC

BUT NO - ROME DOES NOT SEEM TO MIND DUI BISHOPS AND ARCHBISHOPS.

THEN HE WAS ONLY A WET DAY IN THE JOB WHEN HE STARTED TO CAMPAIGN AGAINST GAY PEOPLE GETTING THE RIGHT TO LEGAL MARRIAGE - AND HE SPENT A FORTUNE IN DOLLARS ON HIS ANTI GAY CAMPAIGN.

WHY IS SALVATORE CORDILEONE SO ANTI GAY - AT LEAST IN PUBLIC?

MANY THOUGHT THAT A CUTE LOOKING SKINHEAD ARCHBISHOP WITH THE NAME OF SALVATORE WOULD LIKE GAYS - ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS THE ARCHBISHOP OF THE BIGGEST GAY CITY IN THE WORLD.

BUT NOT OUR SALVATORE. I WONDER DOES HIS MAMMY KNOWS HE DOES NOT LIKE GAYS?

HE RECEIVED HUGE OPPOSITION IN SAN FRANCISCO.

ANYWAY THE WORD ON THE STREET NOW IS THAT SALVATORE IS HOPING TO GET AWAY FROM SAN FRANCISCO AND THE GAYS BY BEING PROMOTED TO A JOB IN ROME.

IS HE THE ONLY ONE NOT TO HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE GAY LOBBY IN ROME?

AT LEAST IN SAN FRANCISCO OUR WEE SALVATORE DOES NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GAYS - IF HE DOES NOT WANT TO.

BUT IN ROME HE WILL BE SURROUNDED BY THE GAYS MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT. SOME OF THEM WILL BE KISSING HIS RING AND HE WILL HAVE TO KISS THE RINGS OF OTHERS. HOW WILL THE BOY FROM SICILY COPE WITH ALL THIS?

OBVIOUSLY HE NEEDS OUR PRAYERS.

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BUT WHEN SALLY GOES TO ROME WHO WILL COME TO THE RESCUE OF SAN FRANCISCO?

IN MY MIND THERE IS ONLY ONE MAN FOR THAT JOB - P J MC GRATH - THE CURRENT BISHOP OF SAN JOSE.

HE LOVES GAYS, HISPANICS AND VIETNAMESE.

SAN FRANCISCO IS FULL OF ALL THREE.

ALSO PJ IS DEVOTED TO THE DIACONATE. HIS LOVE FOR DEACONS IS WELL KNOWN AROUND THE CHURCH OF ROME IN THE USA AND WAY BEYOND.

AND HE NEEDS TO GET AWAY FROM SAN JOSE. THE VATICAN IMPOSED AN AUXILIARY BISHOP ON HIM A FEW YEARS AGO AND THIS UPSET HIM GREATLY.

THE WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THE NEW ASSISTANT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A VATICAN SPY.

SO THERE IS A GOOD SOLUTION TO CALIFORNIA'A PROBLEMS - MOVE SALLY TO ROME AND MOVE PJ TO SAN FRAN.

AND THEN EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY EVER AFTER.




5 comments:

  1. ‘Obviously he needs our prayers.’

    And a good supply of dental dams for all the rings he will be kissing.

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  2. My Dear Bishop Pat, I am pleased to report that the missionary zeal for which Irish priests were so famous in the past is still alive and well. During our recent family holiday in Spain my wife and I were travelling in a taxi on the Costa del Sol. My wife noticed two priests from a northern diocese entering an establishment called Scandals Club near Malaga. When we asked the driver what type of establishment Scandals was he told us that it somewhere where beautiful women from all over Europe and further afield provided services of a sexual nature. "Isn't it great that those two good priests are going in there to try to redeem those fallen women" said my wife with a smile on her face.
    On our return last week we mentioned to my sister what we had seen and she kindly informed us that one of the priests we had spoken about has a particular interest in ministering to women in establishments similar to Scandals. What a special calling. I do hope that on leaving these places with his job well done he has a feeling of satisfaction ! I wonder does he keep his bishop abreast of his missionary activity

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  3. Bishop McGrath has a live-in deacon, a lovely looking chap, a nice chap who cleans his alb etc.

    Great little couple - often seen in San Jose at a lovely cafe with a lovely bottle of red!!

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  4. Bishop Mc Grath is not the only bishop to have such a close male "assistant" A very senior cleric much nearer home and of episcopal rank had an male "assistant" for many years. Wherever the bishop went his "man servant' went with him. Although the prelate is now dead his sidekick is still alive and living in a large Irish city in the six counties

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  5. I wonder is the above blogger referring to a gentleman who lives near the River Lagan? Now if it is then that man would have interesting tale to tell

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