INDULGENCES ON WHEELS !!!
FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AFTER THE PROTESTANT REFORMATION THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS STILL MAKING NEWS WITH INDULGENCES!
The latest INDULGENCES "offer" comes from the Roman Catholic bishop of Wrexham in North Wales.
|Bishop "Plenary Indulgence" Brignall|
If you cannot get to the source of the indulgence His Lordship will bring the indulgence to you - courtesy of his car trailer and a Portable Indulgence Door !
To receive a plenary indulgence
Our local Door of Mercy, where you can obtain ONE PLENARY INDULGENCE a day but as many PARTIAL INDULGENCES as you wish - by going through the door is at St Patrick'e Church in Donegall Street in Belfast.
If you are passing there and see a small number of old people going in and out of the door hundreds of times there is no need to panic or ring the police or the ambulance services.
They are simply devout Roman Catholics gaining a PLENARY INDULGENCE for themselves and multiple PARTIAL INDULGENCES for their living and dead relatives and for various souls at various stages of their sentences in Purgatory.
Remember Purgatory is not like Maghaberry Prison where you can get 50% off your sentence for good behaviour.
The only way to have your Purgatorial sentences reduced is to have people on earth going in and out through Doors of Mercy - whether those doors are stationary - or as in the case of Wrexham - mobile.
So - get yourself to a DOOR OR MERCY near you!